What a great day we had in Woodford on Friday (not), when our water was turned off and Lisa made us flush toilets with individual, personalised buckets! It’s not like this is our Soho office!! She promised a prize for the nicest bucket, but did we see a prize? No way! We think that people who promise prizes that fail to materialise should really do some sort of forfeit – suggestions welcome!
The whole day was rubbish! I mean, water off on a Friday afternoon?? How are we supposed to happily complete your tax returns without a cup of our special peppermint tea to look forward to? Lisa brings in the tea – so actually she should be forgiven for the whole no-prize-best-bucket thing. Someone else can take your forfeit! Maybe Darren, he’s been quiet for a while…
But seriously, we’re always smiling when we complete
your tax returns! We especially like it when we can save you money. If you normally fill in a self-assessment tax form you’ll be receiving it any time now, so call us if you need help or advice; we can tell you all about tax avoidance (the legal one – not tax evasion! There will be no Jimmy Carr nonsense in this office…) Tax planning is one of our specialities, and we’ll be calling you soon to get together and chat through everything. We might tell you some Jimmy Carr
jokes at the same time. They’re very funny, but too rude to quote here…
