Only one person can keep us in line
Make sure that our letters are posted on time
Tell us that working ‘til midnight is fine
And keep us all functioning on cloud nine
One person in Woodford who keeps the peace
Checks we’re accounting (like the secret police)
Makes tea, orders pizza and won’t allow sleaze
Keeping vat/ payroll/ tax people down on our knees
……(Ok, not a lot rhymed with that…)
There’s only one person who rules the roost
Sorts out any problems the boys have produced
Speaks nice on the phone so complaints are reduced
……(Complaints? What are complaints?)
And butters up clients so they think they’re seduced
……(In a purely professional manner, of course)
They say that behind every successful man
Is a woman with a story to be told
And the woman keeping us lot on our toes
Is the very lovely Lisa Gold
If you would like a happy chat with Lisa, ring her on 0208 530 0720.
